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[赛后贴]NBA季后赛东部决赛第6场，波士顿凯尔特人队客场104-103战胜迈阿密热火队，将总比分扮成3-3。

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双方数据：

凯尔特人（3-3）：塔图姆31分11板5助、布朗26分10板3助2断、斯玛特21分4板、怀特11分4板6助3帽、罗威10分7板

热火（3-3）：巴特勒24分11板8助、马丁21分15板、阿德巴约11分13板5助、文森特15分4板、斯特鲁斯10分3助、罗宾逊13分2助

[–]NBAiRockaflame 4475 points 2 hours ago

If Miami gets reverse swept this sub is going to approach 2011 Facebook memes of LeBron levels holy shit.

球迷：如果热火被让三追四淘汰，这举世瞩目的现世程度直逼2011总决赛输掉的勒布朗了…厚礼蟹啊！！

注：2011年NBA总决赛，詹姆斯、韦德、波什三巨头领衔的热火队，2-4不敌诺维斯基带领的小牛队，热火三巨头组队首年未能实现夺冠。

[–]HeatChiefKeef786 1281 points 2 hours ago

Im not ready for this

热火球迷：不要啊！！我还没准备好接受这样的结果！！

[–]CelticsSomeParticular 35 points 2 hours ago

We are so ready lol

凯尔特人球迷：太要了！！我们已经全身心准备好迎接这个结局了！！哈哈哈~~

[–]MavericksDynamicdonkey83 6388 points 2 hours ago

Heat fans gotta be sick as hell rn

From the 8th seed dominant run to possibly being the first team ever to lose a 3-0 lead

独行侠球迷：现在热火球迷估计处于生不如死的状态~热火以黑八的身份一路砍瓜切菜，可说是风光无限~可如今却可能要沦为第一支在季后赛3-0领先被逆转的球队了…

[–]LakersEdwEd1 2604 points 2 hours ago

My friend is a Heat fan and he’s literally pacing around the room right now in monologue

湖人球迷：不瞒你说，我的朋友就是热火球迷…现在他就在房间里面，行为诡异，绕着房间踱来踱去，口中喃喃自语…

[–][GSW] Chris Mullincortesoft 73 points 2 hours ago

To be or not to be, that is the question

勇士球迷：楼上的，你朋友是不是反复念着一句“生存还是死亡，这是个问题”？

[–]TDTimmy21 842 points 2 hours ago

I"m not a heat fan and I"m fkn shocked, stunned, angry. I"m shtangry

球迷：我连个热火球迷都不算呢，却依然感到震惊、愕然、愤怒！！这比赛差点把我给气失禁了！！

[–]HeatCanesjags4life 385 points 2 hours ago

I feel like throwing up.

热火球迷：大哥啊~~~我都气得想吐啦~~~

[–]Thunderhomefree122 2168 points 2 hours ago

I actually cannot believe what I just watched

雷霆球迷：其实我到现在还不敢相信，这比赛能打成这样…

[–]RocketsSaltyLonghorn 579 points 2 hours ago

Craziest last 12 seconds I think I"ve seen. WTF

That tip in is up there with the Fisher .4 gamewinner

火箭球迷：今天比赛的最后12秒，可给我开了眼了啊，王德发！！最后那个补篮绝杀，之于老鱼费舍尔的0.4秒绝杀，有过之无不及！！

注：2004年西部半决赛，湖人对阵马刺，G5湖人后卫费舍尔0.4秒绝杀马刺。

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[–]CelticsBlueJays007 54 points 3 hours ago

THANK YOU SPURS

Enjoy Wemby!

凯尔特人球迷：谢谢啦！马刺！好好享用文班吧~~~

注：怀特是马刺旧将，21-22赛季从马刺转会至凯尔特人。

[–]reddev87 611 points 3 hours ago

I thought the writers were on strike, how"d the NBA pull this off

球迷：我本来还以为NBA的编剧早已罢工了（绿军先前0:3落后）~~没想到啊，联盟竟然憋着这么大一出戏，这TM也行吗？！

[–]Supersonicsdrrew76 892 points 3 hours ago

I am old --- and that is the most improbable basket I think I"ve ever seen.

超音速球迷：作为一名老同志，我也算是吃过见过…不过今天这场啊，是我见过最匪夷所思的篮球比赛了！

[–]76ersambassadorodman 308 points 2 hours ago

It had to bounce off the rim absolutely perfectly to White. Unreal.

76人球迷：是啊，严格按剧本来的话，最后那个球得不偏不倚地掉到怀特手上才行，不然剧情根本发展不下去啊！不可思议！

[–]reddev87 1083 points 2 hours ago

The 3% sitting the corner smirking

球迷：还记得热火3%的进总决赛概率吗？如今它就躲在角落里偷笑呢…

新闻链接>>>>>>ESPN数据：热火晋级总决赛概率3% 凯尔特人97%

[–][POR] Brandon RoyNevermoreSEA 2132 points 2 hours ago

I"m not sure what the funnier outcome would be now. The Heat actually blowing the 3-0 series lead, or the Celtics failing to complete the comeback. I"m so conflicted.

开拓者球迷：最终热火3-0领先被逆转，还是绿军3-4输掉系列赛前功尽弃？哪个结果更有意思一点呢？搞得我好矛盾啊…

[–]JazzToja1927 1301 points 2 hours ago

Jimmy is the most bipolar player I’ve ever seen. He’s the center of a hydrogen bomb when hot and the bottom of an ancient glacier when cold.

爵士球迷：巴特勒是我见过最分裂的球员了…他状态热起来，威力大得就像氢弹的弹核；然而状态差起来，也可以冷得像呆在古冰川底的亿万年岁数的老冰砖…

[–]Thunderhomefree122 481 points 2 hours ago

The difference between the Jimmy saw in these last three games versus the Jimmy we have seen in the entire playoffs is crazy

雷霆球迷：这个系列赛前3场和后3场，巴特勒的状态落差也太我咧个去了…

[–]KnicksEmergency-Double-875 1746 points 2 hours ago

Michael Jordan….. You are NOT the father!

尼克斯球迷：乔丹啊~~~破案啦~~~你不是巴特勒的亲生爸爸~~~

[–]LakersReinhardtisawesom 32 points 2 hours ago

i fucking hate this game

湖人球迷：我他妈快恨死这场比赛了！！

注：湖人和凯尔特人算是“宿敌”了，两队现在的队史冠军数均为17个。湖人球迷不希望看到凯尔特人夺冠，使自己的总冠军数领先湖人。

[–]LakersSCSA4life24 1083 points 2 hours ago*

David Stern rolled over in his grave over the thought of a Nuggets-Heat finals, and called Adam Silver

湖人球迷：看到NBA总决赛可能是掘金VS热火，大卫-斯特恩躺在棺材里辗转反侧睡不着觉，于是在某个晚上托梦给肖华打了个电话~~~

[–]17Harleytk24 432 points 2 hours ago

I’m fucking sick to my stomach

湖人球迷：我现在胃里直翻腾…

[–]cosmicpickleninja 126 points 2 hours ago

puking and shitting all over the place

湖人球迷：（看到凯尔特人可能进总决赛）我吐得到处都是，屎尿满天飞，家里没剩几个干净地儿了…

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